An Unfriendly Chivo
"And that thing
It looked at me
Earl
I swear
Like it was from hell
When I asked it
'How your day goin'
And
The goat snapped its neck toward me
Like
Offended air
Earl
I swear
I never God dang seen
A thing so dumb in my life
When an animal talks to me
With broken eyes
So I told him
Not to give me no ruckus
And that he should just be less rude
And if God maybe gave him a soul
He'd know how to take a question all polite like
Instead of being a jackass about it
And he took this appeal
And guess what he did?
I swear I'm going to eat some chivo
If he ever
Snap like that
Again."