An Unfriendly Chivo

"And that thing

It looked at me

Earl

I swear

Like it was from hell

When I asked it

'How your day goin'

And

The goat snapped its neck toward me

Like

Offended air

Earl

I swear

I never God dang seen

A thing so dumb in my life

When an animal talks to me

With broken eyes

So I told him

Not to give me no ruckus

And that he should just be less rude

And if God maybe gave him a soul

He'd know how to take a question all polite like

Instead of being a jackass about it

And he took this appeal

And guess what he did?

I swear I'm going to eat some chivo

If he ever

Snap like that

Again."